Just In Case You're Not Convinced Scientology Screws People Up

Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson and noted Scientology follower (she donates more than even John Travolta and Tom Cruise), left voice messages promoting a Scientology event on people's voicemail.

This in itself is pretty bad, but if you listen to the message, she keeps going in an out of character. For some reason, that's more disturbing to me.

Also, as WWTDD pointed out, uh...really, you think a cartoon 10-year old is the key to recruiting?